Our garden, by which I mean our back garden, is modest, perhaps 30ft in length. It represents my major contribution to the sustainability agenda and I am particularly proud of it.
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Get drunk, spew on the pave-ment, start a fight, fall over and crack your head open....Farewell to another celebratory bank holiday weekend in Birmingham.
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Why can't these people just shut up? Are they afflicted with an as yet undiagnosed mental illness that only strikes the comfortably well-off and the loaded?
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Scene: a deserted doctors' surgery, anywhere in Britain. The GPs are "catching up on paperwork". A receptionist is picking the remnants of a low fat chicken tikka wrap from between her teeth. The phone rings.
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